I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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