What a fucking waste of an outfit
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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