why didn't you poke me back
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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