I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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