No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
