He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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