What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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