Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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