I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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