I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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