Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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