Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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