I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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