i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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