how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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