When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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