Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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