Whod you bang
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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