I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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