In the future we'll all be gay
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize