I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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