You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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