he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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