You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
