we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
