READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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