Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
