It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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