I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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