i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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