Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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