im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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