Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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