real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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