Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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