dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my sisters under your porch take her home
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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