Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
