I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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