he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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