How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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