this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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