People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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