Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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