hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
The air taste purple.
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