yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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