We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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