I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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