There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Bring me that man meat
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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