ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Pappa wants mamma naked
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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