i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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