these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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