Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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