I'm so fucking centered right now
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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